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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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