Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
