Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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