So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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