he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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