problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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