YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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