Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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