I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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