no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You work out of a Hotel?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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