her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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