you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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