I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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