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go home
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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