No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
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We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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