Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
They should really pass out barf bags in church
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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