The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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