clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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