Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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