hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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