She said her name was "party"
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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