.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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