Your mouth is God's brothel.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.