we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
tell me about the fingering
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