He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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