How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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