when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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