You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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