and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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