Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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