Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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