I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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