well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
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What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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