O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
