we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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