Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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