Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
She announced her abortion via fbk
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.