dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I stole a fireplace last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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