I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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