ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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