He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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