He is an equal opportunity slut.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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