how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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