I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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