Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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