How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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