so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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