ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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