She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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