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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?

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  It has heated floors

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.

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