I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.