i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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