o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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