I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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