im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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