god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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