He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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