I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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